masterkfox:

tastysynapse:

Zen Pencils Comic: 50. NEIL GAIMAN: Make good art

Some days this quote is what keeps me going.

kneeling-superwholock-whore:

strikeraider:

deathviashowerskanking:

stopandsmellthedata:

ensanguinedbirdy:

thefandomlyfe:

justlaughit-off:

fancyrussiansushi:

heyitspj:

scuzzmutt:

what is the purpose of training bras??? what are we trying to teach the boobs

they are trained to be the very breast

like no one ever bras

to catch them is my real chest

to train them are my tata’s

I will browse across the store

Trying on every size

Need training bras to understand

THE MAMMARIES INSIDE

TRAINING BRAS. 

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THIS IS COMING BACK TO TV

Replace one word in your URL with “COCK”

the-reapers:

terminallycooking:

roxanne-mom-lalonde:

swordsplay:

paintedcarnation:

painted cock

cockplay

roxanne-cock-lalonde

((terminallycock

…cockcooking?

dammit, they’re both great))

Cock-reapers

The-cock

large-hairy-italian-cock

too easy

poupart:

More babbus and just to change things up a little there is also a daddus Garrus probably giving some sort of uncomfortable talk or another.
Probably something about the great Shepherds of the past living on as the stars and don’t go playing in the Elcor graveyard and if Uncle Grunt asks you to wait for a surprise in he’s arranged in the gorge DON’T, etc.

poupart:

More babbus and just to change things up a little there is also a daddus Garrus probably giving some sort of uncomfortable talk or another.

Probably something about the great Shepherds of the past living on as the stars and don’t go playing in the Elcor graveyard and if Uncle Grunt asks you to wait for a surprise in he’s arranged in the gorge DON’T, etc.

breadedsinner:

girlwithablarg:

mrsalenko:

oh god my feelings. look at kaidan hug her, wrap his whole arms around her. close his eyes before he touches her.

maybe he’s afraid that she’s a ghost. maybe if he closes his eyes he can pretend she won’t disappear in a puff of smoke. that the last two years can just be a horrible nightmare, and he’ll wake back up on the SR-1, lying beside her, all the potential before them, and not gaping death. 

he buries his face in her neck, smelling her sweat and armor, and the unique scent her hair carries, like battle, and blood, and maybe, just maybe that sweet shampoo she uses, faint, but always, always there.

her arms come around his back, scrapping on his armor, and it’s just like yesterday, like two years ago. like nothing ever happened, and she’s just pulling him in for a hug

a hug

a hug

after all they’ve been through. somehow it feels right. big displays of affection aren’t for them. never for them. must be careful. must sneak around. don’t wear your heart on your sleeve, alenko. it’s gonna get you in trouble one of these days.

oh it got him in trouble alright. it got him standing on a distant colony world, a million miles from home, hugging a dead woman that even two damn years later he’s still in love with. 

he stands back. and lets go. 

^
Can we also appreciate Ashley ? The way both her and Shepard just fit together like a puzzle. The way she squeezes him closer in the hug; the way she lets him rest his head in the crook of her neck. And Shepard places a hand on both her upper and lower back; one hand for friendliness, one hand for intimacy. 
She’s a Williams, a die hard Alliance girl through and through, but she lets this one moment pass. This one moment of an informal expression. Like Ilos all over again. No shields, no barriers. Just love. 
She’s hugging a ghost.
He’s hugging a lover.
And neither want to let go.

Indeed, let’s appreciate it. After all, both characters, both romances, are wonderful, and are both in need of appreciation. Shenko side’s been done well this time, but we could always use more Shepley feedback.

Now, this may be due to simple height difference, but it looks like Ashley is sinking into Shepard. Pieces in a puzzle, as implied. The way her nose seems to just wedge right into his neck. The way they just fall into each other.

Like it’s home. Like it’s something she’s tried not to think about. Tried to be strong in not dwelling on the loss of it. Tried to give its proper dues, do the mourning, the praying, and move on. After all, there’s so much to do, so much work to be done, so much self-worth she needs to prove. Yet here he comes, after all this time, after all the prayers and the reflections, he just walks back into her life.

And she doesn’t need to be saved. She doesn’t need him to come back. She’s not going to fall apart without his love. Besides, how can she even be sure it’s really him, like it’s that simple? Like anything is that simple?

And yet, here he comes, like the day they met, with death and ruins everywhere. He just walks to her like nothing’s changed. Really, how dare he just waltz back into her life, not even a damn email…

Can’t help it, though, because he’s coming and she can’t turn away. When their arms loop together, her head rears inward, and they meld together, like this is where she belongs. As if, for all the resisting, all the denial, to fall back in place with him is to believe again, to be home again after a long journey.  

gymleader:

dbsharpy:

I hate time travel

gymleader:

dbsharpy:

I hate time travel

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Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi - Teen Titans Theme Song
498,635 plays

glamstructed:

versoseprosa:

Teen Titans Theme Song

Left Ear: Japanese, Right Ear: English

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I’m not that much of a Teen Titans guy but gosh this is really cool

ohheysophiaa:

Child Hood Memories you have to reblog if when you saw this you heard the man say it in your head

ohheysophiaa:


Child Hood Memories you have to reblog if when you saw this you heard the man say it in your head

aladdinprinceofthieves:

majorsarcasm19:

nicoception:

iketheravinghawk:

graham-bailey:

playcount:

Google has had some stunning logos over the years, but this one is a showstopper.

I really really love this.

anybody else think of avatar?

Long ago, the websites lived together in harmony…
Then everything changed when Windows Vista attacked!

Only Google, Master of All Search Engines could stop it.
But when the internet needed it most, Google vanished. 

Years passed, and a new Search Engine was discovered, a Search Engine named Bing.
And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

aladdinprinceofthieves:

majorsarcasm19:

nicoception:

iketheravinghawk:

graham-bailey:

playcount:

Google has had some stunning logos over the years, but this one is a showstopper.

I really really love this.

anybody else think of avatar?

Long ago, the websites lived together in harmony…

Then everything changed when Windows Vista attacked!

Only Google, Master of All Search Engines could stop it.

But when the internet needed it most, Google vanished. 

Years passed, and a new Search Engine was discovered, a Search Engine named Bing.

And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

northland-wonders:

sam-i-am-sexy-and-i-know-it:

reasonpeason:

ocylith:

theeyeofthetigger:

limey404:

growing up sucks

no why would you do this

wow

Oh my god, you don’t even understand.

This picture calls the ENTIRETY OF THE SERIES into question.  All the fantastic elements, the battles, the missions, and the villains.  Even the global scale of the entire organization.  Was every single fantastic element of the series shown through the filter of childlike wonder in this case?  Is decommissioning the point in which every child eventually becomes too jaded to pretend anymore?  Was Nigel joining the galactic kids next door just a desperate way for these kids to understand a child going missing but his parents still being around?

Was the entire series, then, just a bunch of kids playing and using their imagination instead of doing what we all remember dreaming of being able to do as kids.  Was it instead of living vicariously through their adventures, were they really that much like us all along.

Fuck you for all of this hitting me in the space of a second leaving me face down on my desk wailing in despair. >C

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wrex + first appearances